Welcome to the swordfish. We're running on relcaimed hardware and evil-Bay parts, so some random old malarky may leak on out of this old witchcraft box...

-- The password is always swordfish.
-- I don't want your life.
-- I'm afraid - because you're the single most important being to grace my existence.
-- Megatron must be stopped, no matter the cost.

Well, that's concerning. So I'm going to do the right thing, which is absolutely nothing. Watch your step, it may be slippery...